Service!

by William Jackson on 2004-08-10

I was recently told that I look strikingly similar to like Paul Bettany. I have never seen one of his films, but I vaguely see a resemblance, and I play along with the idea for the following reasons:

1. I am English.
2. I can finally truthfully say I am six feet and three inches tall.
3. I am acting opposite Kirsten Dunst in a film about Wimbledon.

I have previously made it known to many that I prefer Kirsten Dunst with red hair — perhaps itʼs just Mary Jane Watson I prefer — but this morning I realized just how shallow that is. Therefore, I have decided that I no longer have a Kirsten Dunst hair color preference.

My, sheʼs cute; and she has her hand on my face.