And the Winner Is …

2004-09-21 05:25:00 +0000

I woke up three days ago with the best idea for a flash cartoon: Awarding Nobel prizes in the style of the Academy Awards, or if youʼre daring, the MTV Movie Awards.

Stephen Hawking would MC.

“This yearʼs Nobel Prize in Chemistry goes to … Professor von Bruenhousen, for his work identifying inherent chemical differences between Texans and other Americans! Thatʼs as awesome as those full-color illustrations of light cones in my Brief History of Time!”

“Iʼd like to thank the University, and all the little people who volunteered for my tests. And the Texans, too.”

Well, the idea seemed really funny when I woke up that morning.