Disorder

by William Jackson on 2004-04-07

I am obsessive-compulsive. I have been so all along. I figured it out a few days ago. No one even told me. I came up with it all by myself.

• I am an infophile. I stockpile information. I arrange and rearrange, sort and stack, archive and organize, and I never stop. Never. Because I canʼt. Because itʼs a disorder. Those are the things you canʼt stop.
• I am a perfectionist with things that will never be perfect. This website, for example. Itʼs never just right. Iʼm always tweaking the style. Always.

And now I have to go work out.