¶ 2004-05-13 09:39:37 +0000
Okay, I just got off the phone. I just had the most surreally random conversation this year. It went:
Some Guy: Hello, may I speak to William please? (I didnʼt recognize the voice.) Me: This is he.
Some Guy: Hello, William. This is Josh, from _I forgot the company name he said_. I understand youʼre interested in computers. Me: Yes. (At this point Iʼm thinking, “Heʼs going to offer me a job for the summer. My prayers have been answered!”) Josh: Would you be interested in a Pentium III processor for 400 dollars?
Me: No I wouldnʼt. (I was really disappointed about not getting the job, so I decided to disappoint him.) Josh: You wouldnʼt? Do you know anyone who would? Me: (Impatient yet polite) No, Iʼm afraid I donʼt. Josh: (Disappointed) You donʼt. Me: Nope. But thanks for the offer.
Josh: Okay, goodbye.
This just happened to me. This is not a joke. I still think itʼs unbelievable.