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Do Not Enter

by William Jackson on 2004-10-26

Do not enter! Alarmed custodians!

Is there really anything I could say that would make this sign any funnier? Here I am, walking down the hall in the Engineering-Science Building, when my consciousness gets slammed with this piece of paper taped to a closed door. Am I supposed to understand what this means?

I follow the signʼs advice and pass by the room without entering. Honestly, at this point in my life, the last thing I want to see is an alarmed custodian.