Lucky = Very Yes

by William Jackson on 2004-11-18

“Alright Edgar, now drop a train on ʼem.”

Hi, my name is William and Iʼm employed. How lucky can one guy be?

Hi, my name is William and my bed is so comfortable (Iʼd let you give it a try, but Iʼm afraid I might get scabies). Itʼs soft and warm, and thereʼs even a Sesame Street blanket someone made for me when I was born.

Hi, my name is William and about four years ago I applied to study at a certain university. Said application was accepted. How many people in the world get that chance? Out of everyone in the world who applied to this university, I was one of the few accepted. Why did it work out that way?

Hi, my name is William and I was born with best friends. Five of them. Then five more came along later on. Weʼre still best friends. And hereʼs a shout-out to the siblings. Donʼt forget the two most loving and best parents in the world, which belong to me, and numerous extended family members to whom I am not ashamed, but rather ecstatic to be related. Why did it work out that way?

Hi, my name is William and God loves me.