¶ 2005-04-02 00:24:00 +0000
Do you remember how I dominated the tortilla world? Unfortunately, I do not have that effect on all foods everywhere. Specifically, I have a twisted love/hate relationship with cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory.
Today is my best friendʼs birthday. Last night he celebrated wth a small gathering of friends at The Cheesecake Factory. There were nine of us, and when we were seated we let the server know we would only be having dessert.
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
She still brought us bread and butter. Thatʼs not a bad thing, because the bread is so good, but I probably ate too much, knowing what lay before me. When my slice of Fresh Banana Cream Cheesecake came out, I was still incredibly optimistic about the whole situation.
After a fair amount of bites, including a taste of my best friendʼs Godiva chocolate, I realized that polishing off my piece of cheesecake would increase the chances of my stomach exploding violently by several dozen percent.
For cheesecake, I was willing to take that chance.
I cleaned my plate, then slouched down in my chair, using my huge napkin as a blanket of sorts (for comic relief). If I had seams, I felt like I would burst at them any moment.
I really donʼt mind being beaten by cheesecake every once and again.
In closing, happy birthday!