¶ 2005-05-02 08:15:00 +0000
My friends, in this digital age where peer pressure, WPMs and Internet trends reign supreme, you need guts to stand for grammatical correctness.
I may not have a large vocabulary, but I will proudly discriminate against the words “u”, “r”, “4” and “lol”.
Sometimes songs can help you remember grammar rules. All these songs are taken from the album Strong Badʼs Rhythm Nʼ Grammar.
If you want it to be possessive, itʼs just ‘ITS’. But if itʼs supposed to be a contraction then itʼs ‘I-T-apostrophe-S’, scalawag.
What ever happened to capitalization? It used to be so cool!
Girl, donʼt forget to spell check, or Iʼll come to your house and throw a brick through your dadʼs windshield (windshield).
‘Y-O-U-R’. ‘Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E’. Theyʼre as different as night and day. Donʼt you think that night and day are different? Whatʼs wrong with you?
And I donʼt care how they spell things on the Internet; When you email me, you spell the whole word out. And I donʼt care that your cell phone has a camera in it.