Coolness Meter

by William Jackson on 2005-05-13

Iʼd like to derive a superficial formula that can be used to measure coolness. It will be simple and straightforward, with no ambiguity.

What I need from everyone, therefore, are ideas. I need to know what you think should factor into this equation. Everything must be able to be concretely measured without dispute. Here is an example to inspire you:

$f^r_{fb} - (2 \times f^i_{fb})$

where $f^r_{fb}$ is the number of real friends you have on theFacebook, and $f^i_{fb}$ is the number of imaginary friends you have on the Facebook, e.g. Strong Sad.

Iʼm considering adding a hefty penalty if you own an imaginary identity on the Facebook.

Remember, this will only be funny if we make this as superficial as possible. I know you have it in you.