¶ 2005-05-13 04:55:00 +0000
Iʼd like to derive a superficial formula that can be used to measure coolness. It will be simple and straightforward, with no ambiguity.
What I need from everyone, therefore, are ideas. I need to know what you think should factor into this equation. Everything must be able to be concretely measured without dispute. Here is an example to inspire you:
Iʼm considering adding a hefty penalty if you own an imaginary identity on the Facebook.
Remember, this will only be funny if we make this as superficial as possible. I know you have it in you.