Suspenders

by William Jackson on 2005-12-18

par·a·noi·a: wearing a belt and suspenders simultaneously.

I have some cool suspenders that I will be wearing to church today. I used to only wear them under my shirts to keep too-big pants from falling off me. Then I performed in Gilbert and Sullivanʼs Trial by Jury. Suspenders and a bow tie were part of my costume.

I decided the suspenders could be incorporated into my civilian wardrobe. Iʼm still not sure about wearing a bow tie to church, even though I have seen other people do it. Well, Iʼve seen one other person do it.